ursoreckless | IC Voice/Message Box

[He...squints at that text, which doesn't really make it less blurry because everything is fucking blurry right now, but it makes him feel better about not knowing what the fuck it's talking about. Alas, it's not quite enough to jar him into wondering what the fuck he's even doing right now, so he just. replies. everything is totally normal, right.]

wgats a karte bugman

isit an aleian

i odnt dont wana talk about aliens rigt niw

Edited 2013-08-18 23:40 (UTC)

tv show about guys with bug faces kicking crime

do you need a lift or something?

stil soyns like aleiens

[A minute or two later:]

no

imn ot sure wy i caled

sorry fr terouble icabt fin the hangupy butn

[Kotetsu, this is a text message, not a phone call you dumbass.]

we're all aliens when you think about it. this planet had no need for any life but nope, it came anyways. the only difference between us and them is that we're the good guys.

are you sure? i can pick you up no problem.

wlel i gess wedb e sorta liek alilens toe the alliens but were al frpm earth si were not aliens to eech ither lke The Aliens to us so werrrre notalins imena alien aleins like not humn aleans

[This is now a test of how many times he can say 'aliens' in one text. Also how many different ways he can misspell it.]

nd noo im k

[Spoilers: He's not even sure who you are at this moment in time, nor where, precisely, he is, save for "a bar". Also he wants to keep drinking, so >.>]

Edited 2013-08-21 09:38 (UTC)

that's what i meant

hey, you need a lift you tell me. no passing out in a bar so people can grope you for your money.

mabye im not ina bar

are you sure?

maybe

really really sure?

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe

Edited 2013-09-02 08:41 (UTC)

電話で馬鹿され起動しないでください。

id ont know how ot make kanji onm y phone

[A beat, then in (hideously typoed) romaji, he answers back:]

im serious

there's a language choice in the typing pad on smartphones

[omg no, he can barely technology sober. The next text comes in some bastardized mixed of English and Japanese.]

ughf orget it

i think you've gotta be hitting the limit soon

eh?
??????

Edited (oops html) 2013-09-08 09:25 (UTC)

drunk texting is bad for you health especially while getting even more drunk.

ook look

i;.m not drvibg

so

its not abig eal

gonbe hnngo ver tomrow but water

whatvrer

texting and drinking shouldn't be mixed either. what if you suddenly get the urge to shoot me naked pictures of fruit?

[...you probably shouldn't have put ideas in his head, because he totally just grabbed a plastic orange from a decorative fruit bowl nearby and tied his tie around it.]

Edited 2013-09-10 05:39 (UTC)

[ shou sighs and then sends back an image in response.]

[#That Escalated Quickly.]

[#what do you expect stop molesting fruit]

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text + image; i'm only a little sorry

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