IC Voice/Message Box

[ursoreckless]

You've reached Chinen Shou. I'm unable to get to the phone right now so leave a message after the beep.

Comments

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[earnedmystripes]

id ont know how ot make kanji onm y phone

[A beat, then in (hideously typoed) romaji, he answers back:]

im serious

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[ursoreckless]

there's a language choice in the typing pad on smartphones

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[earnedmystripes]

[omg no, he can barely technology sober. The next text comes in some bastardized mixed of English and Japanese.]

ughf orget it

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[ursoreckless]

i think you've gotta be hitting the limit soon

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[earnedmystripes]

eh?
??????

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[ursoreckless]

drunk texting is bad for you health especially while getting even more drunk.

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[earnedmystripes]

ook look

i;.m not drvibg

so

its not abig eal

gonbe hnngo ver tomrow but water

whatvrer

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[ursoreckless]

texting and drinking shouldn't be mixed either. what if you suddenly get the urge to shoot me naked pictures of fruit?

text + image; i'm only a little sorry

[earnedmystripes]

[...you probably shouldn't have put ideas in his head, because he totally just grabbed a plastic orange from a decorative fruit bowl nearby and tied his tie around it.]

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[ursoreckless]

[ shou sighs and then sends back an image in response.]

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[earnedmystripes]

[#That Escalated Quickly.]

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[ursoreckless]

[#what do you expect stop molesting fruit]

[earnedmystripes]

[...aaaaand because he is Drunk and Sho is inappropriately pretty he completely misinterprets that image.]

iz tgat your wife

shes beuatful

[100% earnest btw.]

sob so hard to find many pics of this so ghostkiller here

[ursoreckless]

[so snickering now]

no

lol i can't tell the difference, so :p

[earnedmystripes]

girflrend
?

XD shape of their eyes and the jawline for gk is softer

[ursoreckless]

LOL no

[earnedmystripes]

sisrter???

[ursoreckless]

close but not quite (●⌒∇⌒●)

[earnedmystripes]

cusinn?????

am i wamrer or coler

[ursoreckless]

colder LMAO

you really think she's hot?

[earnedmystripes]

i gvie upp thn

adn shes prety yeh

[To be fair though, Kotetsu is the sort of person who can find something beautiful in everyone.]

[ursoreckless]

it's me

[earnedmystripes]

[FFFFFF--]

oh

difnt

didtn see ttaht ine comign

[ursoreckless]

Lucy is my pretty disguise. I'm proud I got most of her right, though talking in a higher pitch hurts.

[earnedmystripes]

[Almost a full minute later:]

wat