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And you are pretty desirable, can't blame them. I don't think we've ever drank actually. Not really, bit of champagne doesn't count. We work out together. You've been helping me with some strength training.

Edited 2015-03-23 05:57 (UTC)

i know i'm good looking, but i'm a huge mess and probably make them angry faster than i can get them into a door

work out huh? well, how's the working out going? do you got some abs yet?

Well. That's true too, if the stories you've told me are accurate. I do! If I do say so myself. Want a pic?[He'll send one anyway, in a curious bid to see if he can't stir a memory.]

Edited 2015-03-23 06:05 (UTC)

i've told you about my dates?

sure

And your exes.

[He does so, chiseled abs and all. Even if he does look incredibly awkward, like someone who doesn't normally do the selfie thing.]

even the one who detailed out all of our sexual encounters?

mm nice
are you sure we're only doing workouts together?

you might've mentioned her yeah. If not, details? Well. I didn't say only.

Hey, an old friend of yours rolled back into town today. Areonwen says she misses you, she'd like to hook up sometime soon. When you're back in town of course.

she did a tell-all book thing about how i destroyed her life or something and wrote out every little detail
was a big seller until it turned out she hired someone else to write the whole thing and some of the dates did not match up
she now works in some tabloid place

i have a girlfriend with the same name of my horse and she isn't trying to kill you?

Damn, talk about dramatic. So basically she tried to start a massive smear campaign and didn't plan the details out. Classic, usually people would settle for just starting rumors not writing and publishing them. Of course she does. What'd you do to her to make her that angry anyway? I didn't say she was your girlfriend. More like, magical talking horse?

she found out that i was dating another girl in the worst way possible

...how drunk are you?

Why am I not surprised? Shou, you're your own worst enemy in that department aren't you? Completely sober thank you very much.

i'm terrible about dating

my horse is a talking magical horse though that's not something you'd consider sane

I know. That's why I'm not going to ask what you've been up to because I'm sure I'd just be upset. Wouldn't stop you anyway. Well I wouldn't really call myself the sanest person in the world but I'm not kidding about the magical talking horse.

i haven't been doing anything
been too busy with family stuff

besides, now i know there's someone waiting, i can't

still, doesn't sound sane

Yeah that I can understand. Don't worry about it, last thing I want to do is be the reason you're unhappy. Don't worry about it. It'll make sense later. Oh by the way she's informed me you're taking her out for roast vegetables when you get back.

Edited 2015-04-02 12:18 (UTC)