[He...squints at that text, which doesn't really make it less blurry because everything is fucking blurry right now, but it makes him feel better about not knowing what the fuck it's talking about. Alas, it's not quite enough to jar him into wondering what the fuck he's even doing right now, so he just. replies. everything is totally normal, right.]
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wgats a karte bugman
isit an aleian
i odnt dont wana talk about aliens rigt niw